The Bjorn & Becky Show

These are the kinds of conversations Bjorn and I have before we fall asleep. No script, people.

Me: In this lighting, your arm looks sickly. Like you have anemia.
Bjorn: What the heck are you talking about?
Me: Do you know what anemia is?
Bjorn: Yes, but how do you figure that?
Me: I don't know, it just looked sickly to me.
Bjorn: I look sickly?
Me: Your arm does.
Bjorn: Are those things sickly?
Me: What things??
Bjorn: Those things...the floaty things in the ocean.
Me: The what?!
Bjorn: The anemias!
Me: ...
Me: Those are anemones!!
Bjorn: My arm looks like an anemone?
Me: Nooo, it looks like you have anemia!!
Bjorn: You are so confusing, woman.